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AI6YR Ben

Question for chicken owners, out of curiosity: what do you think the ACTUAL price of a dozen eggs is from the backyard chickens?

Include: feed, enclosure/repairs, lost chickens from predators, vet visits, chicken retirement lodge, chicken sweaters and hats, etc etc?

Jenny

@ai6yr CHICKEN SWEATERS AND HATS

AI6YR Ben

@tiamat271

Chickens in sweaters

chicken wearing a sweater, knitted
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Chicken wearing another knitted sweater, this one in front and blue/green
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Chicken wearing a colorful cape, in front of a house with blue siding
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Little baby chicken with knitted sweater
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#backyardchickens
me_valentijn

@ai6yr @tiamat271
I'm trying to envision how the chicken dressing process happens without catastrophic blood and/or eye loss for the humans involved. Full suit of armor, or are they pretty chill about it?

Jenny

@me_valentijn @ai6yr maybe they do chicken yoga first to relax?

AI6YR Ben

@tiamat271 @me_valentijn

CHICKEN YOGA

Tampa Bay Times: Chicken Yoga comes to Ybor City, and of course the chickens wear diapers
Once diapered, the chickens are “ready for some crescent lunges and warrior poses.”

"So, of course Ybor now offers Chicken Yoga, a unique take on the animal yoga craze that has predominately centered around goats but has included creatures such as dogs, cats and even sloths."

tampabay.com/life-culture/2021

Tampa Bay Times · Chicken Yoga comes to Ybor City, and of course the chickens wear diapersBy Paul Guzzo
#chickenyoga#yoga
Mar 05, 2025, 17:05 · · Web · 7 · 15
Jenny

@ai6yr @me_valentijn omg stop, I can’t handle much more of this adorable whimsy

AI6YR Ben

@tiamat271 @me_valentijn LOOK! FREE NAME EMBROIDERY FOR YOUR CHICKEN/DUCK DIAPER!

Graphic showing a strange looking bird with shoes and a "duck diaper" and the name "GONZO" embroidered on it. WATER RESISTANT! FREE NAME EMBROIDERY! HIGH QUALITY DUCK, GOOSE & CHICKEN DIAPER
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#chickens#backyardchickens#diapers
Miah Johnson

@ai6yr @tiamat271 @me_valentijn If you think kids diapers are gross. Just wait until you start dealing with chicken shit.

🍥SarahBurnout🍥 🇨🇦 🇺🇦

@ai6yr

and just WHO is going to CLEAN

their BOTTOMS at diaper change ?

hm ?

@tiamat271 @me_valentijn

Chris Neklason

@ai6yr @tiamat271 @me_valentijn

Because disposables are so bad for the environment, now Googling "chicken diaper laundry service"

LA Plant Genetics

@ai6yr @tiamat271 @me_valentijn
You can potty train chickens. That is probably easier than diapering them.

Jenny

@Laplantgenetics @ai6yr @me_valentijn can they reach the handle to flush or do they need help with that part?

me_valentijn

@ai6yr @tiamat271
Scheduling errors involving the different species could get interesting ... 😐

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Chris Neklason

@ai6yr @tiamat271 @me_valentijn

Magic 8 Ball says:
Lethal H5N1 increase in function mutation detected in yoga studio chicken diaper bin.

me_valentijn

@chris @ai6yr @tiamat271
Definitely a contender to add to the monthly disaster Bingo cards 🤷‍♀️

Chris Neklason

@me_valentijn @ai6yr @tiamat271

I always envisioned more of a Book of Revelations fiery sword kinda thing and not this ... chicken shit.

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