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joel b | @skotchygut@social.tummyacid.net

I live in Seattle and I cook things that I sometimes also eat.

I never argue on the internet. I only engage in dialectic. If you find yourself thinking you've won then you're the only one playing.

@skinnylatte I've started steaming whatever cheap white fish is on sale today on rice using a parchment envelope in the oven for 15 minutes at 415F. It's easy, fool-proof, and cleanup is a breeze

@Shanmonster oh yeah I've had days like that

@jsstaedtler one of my favorite exercises in college was to walk thru a busy room like the library or the lunch room and look around at all the people. Then go into the next room and try to quickly sketch some of the things I noticed. The goal is to get as much down on paper quickly while it's fresh in my mind. My art teachers really enjoyed the results.

@lertsenem i certainly have some opinions about their party selection

@paparatti why does all the cool stuff in Seattle happen the one week I go out of town??

@juliewebgirl I always made sure to carefully label my payload when running contraband in order to keep things simple.

@drahardja The CEO of that company is a man...

@Lazarou I wonder if they found a whites-only Costco to support them

#3118 - iNaturalist Animals and Plants

Washington, DC: Eastern gray squirrel, Amur honeysuckle. Puerto Rico: Crested anole, sea grape. US as a whole: Mallard, eastern poison ivy.

A bluet from last summer

Close up photo of a bluet standing on the tip of a green leaf facing the viewer. It looks similar to a slender dragonfly, with very large orange and brown striped compound eyes, an orange and electric blue face, with simple eyes arranged in a triangle in the center. The legs and feet are in focus, but the rest of the body and background are out of focus.

Deep in a New Zealand swamp, scientists discovered an ancient kauri tree that had been entombed for more than 40,000 years—its trunk preserved like a wooden time capsule. But this wasn’t just any prehistoric tree. Its rings revealed something extraordinary: it had lived through the Laschamp Excursion, a rare moment when Earth’s magnetic poles reversed. More alarming, however, was the period just before the flip—known as the Adams Event—when the planet’s magnetic field all but vanished, exposing the Earth to an onslaught of cosmic radiation.

With Earth’s magnetic shield weakened to as little as 0–6% of its normal strength, solar and cosmic radiation surged in, triggering global climate chaos. Ice sheets expanded dramatically, storm systems rerouted, and once-verdant lands like parts of Australia were swallowed by desert. Some researchers believe the event contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals and forced early humans into caves for protection—where they began creating the earliest known symbolic art. These dramatic shifts suggest the Adams Event wasn’t just a magnetic anomaly—it was a turning point in human history.

Now, the ancient kauri stands as both relic and warning. Its rings carry the silent testimony of a world on the edge, a reminder that our magnetic field is not permanent. If such a collapse were to happen today, the consequences could be dire—satellite failure, communication breakdowns, grid collapses, and rapid shifts in climate. This tree, long dead, still speaks—whispering across the ages about the fragility of the invisible forces that shield our modern world.

A 40,000 year old kauri pine trunk, looking like an enormous burnt rocket lying on a muddy bank.

new pots and new port on this craigslist Peavey bass guitar and now it sounds pretty good!

#LinuxAudioWorkstation #Ardour #BassGuitar #GizmoDrums #Music #BassLoop #DrumLoop

TIL: if you block someone on Discord, you stop seeing their messages, and they can't ping you anymore, but they can still see your messages.

This feels like an important public service to pass on.

As described here: https://www.businessinsider.com/guides/tech/what-happens-when-you-block-someone-on-discord?op=1 (and described absolutely fucking nowhere in the Discord documentation I found in a quick search on the topic).

@taedryn discord is extremely user hostile

@oldladyplays @sarahtaber I don't care if a living wage spikes the cost of food. I care that we all get a living wage to buy to food.

@quixote @ptoothfish the 'habitat' will be the content of influencers until the buzz is over then they will dump them somewhere to die.

@middleclasstool mmm risen waffles are such a hit

@jalefkowit it doesn't have a hole in the top either. you have to fill it by swiping your fingers up on the exterior, swipe down to drink. Swiping doesn't actually do anything though.

@vampiress @grumpygamer with a 3.5 floppy disk in our hands each way

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