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A thread because now people who use Black avatars are popping up to jump on the dump Fani Willis bandwagon.
Here’s a job announcement which I believe is in a file folder of every liberal/left organization including
those of some elite Black folks:

WANTED: Black woman to be a super hero.
Qualifications: Must be bold and fearless. Must be willing to take on the white men we are scared of. 1/4

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Must be willing to smack down the racist Karens who say the things we might be thinking out loud.
Must be strong and not need any kind of emotional or institutional support.
Must have her own money, but not rich white guy money (because we might have to question where that came from).
Cannot have regular debt (student loans, bad credit – shows poor judgment) (sorry Stacey Abrams).
2/4

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Can’t have rich man debt either (because how did you get it and why and maybe that’s criminal proceeds).
Shouldn’t be too black, no using vernacular, no rolling of the eyes (watch out Leticia James we saw that), no sucking of the teeth and try to smile when white people are trying to drag you (Be like Claudia Gay). Edit: spelling

3/4

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And finally, by all means be ASEXUAL. No black female applicants wanted who have sex with anyone. We would really prefer a Mammy. (edit Spelling)

Please send application and CV of extremely high quality to all liberal organizations. 4/4

Maybe you should all wait until you know some facts and BTW read some Prof Dorothy Roberts and Prof Kimberle Crenshaw on policing black bodies.