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Rebecca Nordquist<p>In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down. </p><p>I think "Eh, it's cute"</p><p>Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*" </p><p>Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.</p><p>Kids. They calls em as they sees em.</p><p><a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/Haircuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Haircuts</span></a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/Anglerfish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Anglerfish</span></a> <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThingsKidsSay</span></a> <br>(Really no idea on hashtags here... <a href="https://akademienl.social/tags/MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa</span></a> ?)</p>
Man of Sand<p>Asked my 5y/o “If you were in a talent show, what song would you sing?”</p><p>She said “$3.99, A&amp;W Song” 🤡☠️</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/jpOjOiqGgaI" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/jpOjOiqGgaI</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>And this is why we’re fat </p><p>LOOOOL</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>thingskidssay</span></a></p>
Sparklepants<p>Overheard my 8yo yell at my 7yo: I UNDERSTAND EINSTEIN AND HIS CONNECTION TO THE NUCLEAR BOMB<br><a href="https://aus.social/tags/OH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OH</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThingsKidsSay</span></a></p>
Duck<p>Tonight’s happy meal toys were super Mario themed. Mr4 makes his, and works out how they work. I come back after a minute or two of cleaning and he tells me that he’s made a movie (really it’s an improvised puppet show, but whatever, I’m not, like, a drama teacher or anything) and he’s called it…</p><p>The Death of Theatre</p><p>I can’t wait to teach him about Theatre of Cruelty and Theatre of the Oppressed. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/CherishedMemories" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CherishedMemories</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThingsKidsSay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Quotes</span></a></p>
Duck<p>“That’s alright, Name, soon you’ll be meeting a special, special, friend.” - Mr4 to Mr1 (with insidious undertones)<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ThingsKidsSay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThingsKidsSay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/AmIRaisingASupervillain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AmIRaisingASupervillain</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Parentlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parentlife</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/CherishedMemories" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CherishedMemories</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Quotes</span></a></p>
Pwn Toney<p>I was forced to leave the room because while my wife was arguing with our 4 yr old about hair care after bath time, she demanded the kid give her something she was holding on to and the kid yells, &quot;No! Pay money for this!&quot;</p><p>😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 <br /><a href="https://blacktwitter.io/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://blacktwitter.io/tags/kids" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>kids</span></a> <a href="https://blacktwitter.io/tags/4yearold" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>4yearold</span></a> <a href="https://blacktwitter.io/tags/kidcommentary" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>kidcommentary</span></a> <a href="https://blacktwitter.io/tags/thingskidssay" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>thingskidssay</span></a></p>