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plasticpuddle@sharkey.world

plasticpuddle @plasticpuddle@sharkey.world

FEEDING TIME! #LOL #memesdaily #memes #dank #humour #funny #jokes #weird

@memes@lemmy.ml @plasticplankton@mastodon.social
@plasticpuddle @plasticmonkeybox.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
@plasticfrog@friendica.world
@plasticplankton@pixelfed.social

AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

wow.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

markarayner@mas.to

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Twitter, as foretold by Hieronymus Bosch

#twitter #twittermigration #humor #humour #satire

Detail from the Garden of Earthly Delights: Bird-headed monster or The Prince of Hell - close-up head eating human torso with black birds, smoke and fire shooting out of the torso's ass

Garwboy@ohai.social

Dean Burnett (that brains guy) @Garwboy@ohai.social

Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

Episode 140: “A Full Three”

https://shows.acast.com/why-does-this-thing-exist-podcast/episodes/episode-140-a-full-three

In the latest ep, our heroes head to the US to explore the most generic TV show ever made, and literally dive into a dubious foodstuff. Also, Jesus is there.

#Podcast #Humour #US #Food

NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

There's nothing quite like the taste of stale russian despair...

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#British #German #Russian #Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Existential Comics
British novel: let's go to a party and find a wife.
German novel: let's go to the wilderness and find ourselves. Russian novel: let's go to the depths of despair and then find out there is an even deeper level of despair we didn't know about and go there.

Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social

Radio_Jem @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social

Oh Canada

#Musk #Tesla #USA #USPol #USPolitics #Political #Pol #Politics #Canada #UkraineWar #Humor #Humour #Trump

metin@graphics.social

Metin Seven @metin@graphics.social

#comic #comics #1970s #people #irony #cars #FuckCars #television #TV #fun #funny #humor #humour #cartoon

Old 1970s comic panel, in which a woman looks at a crowded street through her window, while she says "Neon signs… Too many automobiles… Blaring television sets… Rude people… I don't want to live like that!"

AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

#Europe #EU #EuropeanLanguage #EuropeanLanguages #Language #Languages #Diacritic #Diacritics #SpecialCharacter #SpecialCharacters.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor #EuropeanUnion

MusiqueNow@todon.eu

MusiqueNow @MusiqueNow@todon.eu

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hxcPeN_LsdE

#JoshJohnson #humour

MusiqueNow@todon.eu

MusiqueNow @MusiqueNow@todon.eu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18wleYDRPc

#AdolphMusk Tries to CANCEL #BillBurr for ROASTING HIM...

NOTE: Just ...one...problem! I don't know what the #CaitlynJenner joke was, I hadn't heard it, but I will say that ...in... general: NEVER...punch...down!

It's not edgy, it's not cute! It's cowardice. It's ugly...period, no excuses. And THIS is how people ( , ) end up not trusting normies, tbh!!!

#PunchUP #ElonMuskIsANazi #humour

markarayner@mas.to

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Introducing Chuck A. Merican: the obvious choice for Director of the CIA.

#humor #humour #satire #trump #TrumpIsARussianAsset

Putin with a fake mustache and glasses

NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

Ow! Right in the imagination!

@bookstodon @bookbubble
@reading @classics @humour

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Classic #Litterature
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Comic by Cyanide and Happiness: https://explosm.net

Four panel cartoon meme of two men and a dog.
First man: Does your dog bite?
Second man: No, but he can hurt you in other ways.
Dog: Only 1% of ancient literature has survived.
First man: *Grabs chest in pain*

AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

#StaffMember #StaffMembers #Staff.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

MusiqueNow@todon.eu

MusiqueNow @MusiqueNow@todon.eu

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9reLH-1FC88

#JoshJohnson #humour

#ElonMuskIsAnNazi

GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa

Graham Downs @GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa

Focus! #cartoons #humour

The comic strip is titled "Focus" and consists of five panels. The first three panels show a person with a round head, no hair, wearing a blue shirt, sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor. In the first panel, the person is focused, with a diagram floating above the monitor. In the second panel, the diagram is more complex, and the person looks annoyed. In the third panel, the diagram is even more complex, and the person looks angry, with a speech bubble saying, "HEY! DO YOU HAVE 1 SEC?". The fourth panel shows the person looking sad and confused, with a cloud of smoke above the monitor and the words "POOF" and "NEVERMIND". The fifth panel shows the person lying on the floor, surrounded by objects such as a cat, a chair, a box, and various diagrams, with a speech bubble saying, "WHAT WAS I DOING?". The website address "MONKEYUSER.COM" is at the bottom right. Provided by @altbot@fuzzies.wtf, generated using Gemini

NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

It happens, my brain is always off in its own world doing when I'm trying to do things...

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Two panel meme of a cartoon man reading a book and then looking throughly confused.
Caption: When you realize you've been reading with your eyes but not your brain for the last 3 pages.

AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Muppets #TheMuppets #Kermit #StPattysDay #Pepe_the_King_Prawn #StPatricksDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #BeingGreen #not_easy_being_green

The Muppet characters Kermit and Pepe the King Prawn are addressing the reader.

Kermit: “Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets!”

Pepe pinches Kermit (*pinch*)

Kermit turns to him. “Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!”

Pepe answers, “Because you're not wearing any green!”

Kermit says, “Pepe, I am green.”

Pepe says “...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too.”

AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StGertrude #StGertrudeOfNevilles #Cats #Catstodon #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Saints #PatronSaints

Artwork portraying St. Gertrude of Nevilles, Patron Saint of Cats. She is holding a cat in one arm and a book and staff in the other. She has a halo and is gazing heavenward.

Meme text reads, "It happens every year 'Patrick this' and 'Patrick that'.... No one remembers me and my cats."

March 17th - St. Gertrude of Nivelles
Patron saint of cats

AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving

Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry."

Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland."

Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"

AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican on Cinco de Mayo?

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #StarWars #StormTrooper #Parades #Irish #CincoDeMayo #Cosplay #StarWarsCosplay

Photo of a group of Star Wars cosplayers, dressed as Storm Troopers and marching in a parade. They have adorned their costume uniforms with Irish flags, clovers, green ribbon, and one is eventually wearing a green party hat.

Meme text reads, "St. Patrick's Day-- The day when EVERYBODY is Irish."

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